I’m awful at keeping diaries. I only ever to seem to write in them when something emotionally devastating happens, and everytime I look back, I don’t remember it being that drastic.

So.

I propose to use this blog as kind of a gap-yah-diary-thingy. That way I’ll have 1) a record, 2) something to write about, and 3) hopefully satisfy your craving for my witty anecdotes of my horrifically fascinating life.

I’ve got some catching up to do as it’s December and my gap yah kind of started in July, so forgive me if I go all Time-Lord on you and relive and reminisce about somethings that happened a while ago now.

But at least I will have forgotten the boring stuff!

And I shall instate a zero tolerance policy for written records of emotional devastation, ‘cause, lets be honest here, the only people who want that spread all over t’internet are the people who write it.